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[Nero sends a sarcastic little sketch of two hands clapping.]

So because the guy calls himself Satan, and smells demons, and he's a dick, I'm supposed to believe he's actually a Judeo-Christian archangel, true to life, trapped in an ugly little dude's body?

Okay, Geralt. You been smokin' some of that Solvunn shit?

[gynvael]

If you weren't starting to believe me,
you wouldn't be such a little shit about it right now.

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I don't know how to explain how non-believable that is. It's like -- no, I don't believe it, because it's fucking stupid and angels aren't real. You might as well tell me you saw a unicorn farting rainbows the other day.

[gynvael]

Make of it as you will.
I thought I'd grant you the courtesy of informing you.

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[SIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.]

Fine. Thanks for the courtesy, grandpa. So do you know what he's capable of, or what? If he's a ball of light in a body, then he can be shoved out of it. That's literally possession, and it's exactly what demons do.

[gynvael]

You'd best talk to Dean Winchester for specifics.

I haven't much reason to bother with Lucifer.
Neither should you.

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So the expert on the archangel is the guy who got jacked by a demon, died, and then came back to life?

You know what? Yeah. Sounds about right.

[gynvael]

Mm-hm.

[ Enjoy the complicated horseshit he's been mired in since he arrived in this fucking sphere. That's on Nero for picking a fight with the devil. ]

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You really stick your nose in the weirdest shit, buddy.

[gynvael]

That includes you.

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Yeah, but you totally don't regret meeting me.

[gynvael]

[ Don't expect him to answer that. ]

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[No worries, he knows he's right. :)]