Look, if I knew you were gonna be so judgemental about it --
[He's kidding.]
Er. Not exactly. The shrine ate it. Or. It was on the shrine, and all the meaty bits disappeared. Which is not super fun to watch when you're passing out from blood loss, by the way. [Just so she knows how fucking cool he is.] Then the guy popped out of the shrine. Pointed into the forest. Further into the forest. It's leadin' somewhere, but we haven't checked what yet. Had some... stuff come up.
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[He's kidding.]
Er. Not exactly. The shrine ate it. Or. It was on the shrine, and all the meaty bits disappeared. Which is not super fun to watch when you're passing out from blood loss, by the way. [Just so she knows how fucking cool he is.] Then the guy popped out of the shrine. Pointed into the forest. Further into the forest. It's leadin' somewhere, but we haven't checked what yet. Had some... stuff come up.